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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Magic Items Found: 3198 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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