join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Runes Activated: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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