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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Dragon Scales Harvested: 320 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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