join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 11
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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