ZeroCraft Minecraft Server: “Requiem for Noobs”

ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!

2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!

3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Divine Spears Created:	27	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	3703	Star Shards Collected:	96

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	719
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Animals Bred:	129	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Buildings Constructed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Enchantments Applied:	287	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Buildings Constructed:	31	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a Saturday for an h-game thread – wild, unpredictable, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AdmireCraft: Where Steve and Herobrine team up for epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and memes are law! Join us on a wild adventure with two legendary heroes from /pol/ – Chad Thundercock and Karen the Manager Slayer.

Chad Thundercock is known for his incredible mining skills and ability to wield a diamond sword with finesse. He once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but his bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Karen the Manager Slayer is a master builder who can construct a castle out of dirt blocks in under five minutes. She once took down an entire village of villagers who dared to raise their prices on emeralds.

Join our server and prove Karen wrong on her latest conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually a government experiment gone wrong. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the Minecraft world from impending doom? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty McCraftface: Where democracy is just as chaotic as building a house in Minecraft!

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Tired of being governed by a bunch of blockheads in Minecraft? Join our server where we practice direct democracy! No more waiting for someone else to make decisions for you, now you can vote on everything from building projects to server rules. Who needs a mayor when you can be the master of your own fate? Join now and let your voice be heard – unless you’re a creeper, then we don’t negotiate with terrorists.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Potions Brewed:	56	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Anime Birth Year Server: Build, Mine, and Debate the Best Anime of Your Birth Year!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure that aired the year you were born! Imagine battling creepers with your favorite anime characters by your side, using their epic powers to conquer the pixelated world. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that will have you laughing and crafting for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and discover the best anime that aired the year you were born, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Cravings: Not Just for Porn Addicts

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can embrace your inner goon and get paid for it? Look no further, because on our server, we welcome all porn addicts who work from home and want to pump and goon while playing Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, insane builds, and a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to balance work and play. Plus, did we mention that you can actually get paid to pump and goon on our server? It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get weird together on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PolandCraft: Where Creepers wear Pierogi Hats and Endermen dance the Polka!

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Do you ever find yourself lying awake at night, pondering the mysteries of Poland? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is shaped like a pierogi and creepers wear traditional Polish folk costumes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Minecart Racing League, where players compete in death-defying races through underground tunnels filled with lava and TNT traps. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and pierogies!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical Polish Unicorn, rumored to roam the server’s enchanted forests and grant wishes to those who can catch it. Just be careful, it’s said to have a taste for pickles and vodka.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Polish-themed Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Dziękuję!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5048
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2