| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2334 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 2721 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 803 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5617 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5543 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Reasons to join our server: – Witness epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore – Explore hidden dungeons filled with loot and secrets, just like the hidden tension between Fiona and Celia – Build your own castle and defend it against rival players who are just as stubborn as Fiona and Celia
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and excitement of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a feud as intense as Fiona and Celia’s! Join now and let the drama unfold!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2599 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9140 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
| Farms Harvested: | 547 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5845 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1163 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 863 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 462 | New Chunks Explored: | 663687 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9693 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Dude, we got creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the cha-cha slide.
You won’t find any boring old books here, just pure chaotic fun in a blocky world.
Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1501 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.
But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it that Santa Claus himself is a member of our server and he’s looking for a trans boy to be his new elf assistant. So if you’ve ever dreamed of working at the North Pole and helping Santa deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, then this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest Christmas dreams!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6377 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 246 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister inviting your ex-stepmom to your virtual bridal shower. In fact, we encourage you to invite all your favorite Minecraft characters, from creepers to villagers, to celebrate with you!
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant wedding cake out of diamond blocks, ride pigs dressed in tuxedos down the aisle, and have Ender Dragons officiate your ceremony? Trust us, it’s a wedding you won’t forget (unless you accidentally fall into a lava pit)!
So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life bridal showers when you can have a virtual one with exploding TNT confetti? Join now and let the party begin!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1056 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 937525 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.
And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5279 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.
But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4910 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1704 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6301 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.
And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.
Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4202 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 293 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5749 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8801 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Crops Grown: | 9998 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!
So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6417 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 498 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3034 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!
so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!
