Features	Description
Kingdoms	Join one of the 4 main kingdoms
Classes	Choose and level up your class – rogue, wizard, paladin, necromancer, etc
Quests	Embark on epic quests
War	Go to war against your enemies
Treasures	Loot amazing treasures from dungeon mods
Render Distances	Enjoy stunning render distances with Distant Horizons

Crafty McCraftface

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Forget about those boring NL servers, join us for some epic personal conquests and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast 051fd06fa33b5046ef93ebdb0426c36fc673fa0c1db80dc4154e9afbb8c3ba4141 filled with hidden treasures and dangerous creatures. Will you be able to survive and claim the ultimate prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary builders who can create anything from a humble dirt hut to a majestic castle in the sky. Join forces with them and build the most epic structures the Minecraft world has ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Curry Kingdom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous!

Join us for insane adventures, where you can build a castle taller than a giant mushroom, mine for diamonds deeper than the Nether, and battle mobs crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on glittery unicorns through enchanted forests, trade with villagers who speak in emojis, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of superhero moderators who will protect your builds like they’re made of diamond armor!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so wild, even Herobrine would be impressed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you!

Join our server and become part of the elite group of players who are obsessed with indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers! Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of something exclusive and unique?

Do you have a favorite vtuber who only has 499 viewers? No problem! As long as they are close to the mark and are a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they are welcome here!

Check out our leaderboard of the top indie vtubers on our server. From Japanese sensations to rising stars, we have it all! And don’t worry, even if a corpo is involved, as long as they don’t own the talent’s IPs, they are fair game!

Looking for some spicy content? We got you covered with our Twitch Clips Guide and VOD Archival Guide. Plus, indulge in some SEXY Koikatsu cards and our very own tiermaker to rank your favorite vtubers!

Join us in celebrating chuuba birthdays and stay updated on upcoming events. And don’t forget to check out our official booru for all your vtuber needs!

So why wait? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the wacky world of indie vtubers today! Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dimension Hops:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673772391

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Build your own UNICORN castle, ride on a RAINBOW llama, and battle evil DERPY zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary FLYING PIG boss, who drops enchanted bacon that gives you superpowers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden CHICKEN NUGGET temple, where you can trade nuggets for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Respawn R Us: Scientifically Proved!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have scientifically proved that you can Return By Death! That’s right, if you die in the game, you will respawn and get another chance at life. No more rage quitting over losing your diamonds!

But that’s not all, we also have no mass disclosures here. What does that mean? It means that your secrets are safe with us! No one will ever know about that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with TNT.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can respawn after death and keep your secrets safe? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player. So come on in and start building your wildest creations without any worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Love Letters Sent:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineCrafty McFuckery

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Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and leprechauns who will guide you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! But beware, there are also evil pandas lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Mountain, where diamonds grow on trees and the rivers flow with emeralds! Rumor has it that if you reach the summit of Diamond Mountain, you will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie unicorn riding a giant chicken! The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Crops Grown:	2633
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TrippyCraft

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	4075	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Booty Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	8657	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9513
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Zephyria – Where dragons steal diamonds and wizards join forces to fight over enchanted dirt.

Zephyria Minecraft Server Overview

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Updated October 2, 2024

Crafty McCraftface

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CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros

Updated October 2, 2024

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673772391

Updated October 2, 2024

Respawn R Us: Scientifically Proved!

Updated October 2, 2024

MineCrafty McFuckery

Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Updated October 2, 2024

BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

Updated October 2, 2024

TrippyCraft

Updated October 2, 2024

TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

Updated October 2, 2024

Blocky Booty Bash

Updated October 2, 2024

XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

Updated October 2, 2024

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

Updated October 2, 2024

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	960840
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18