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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7076
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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