lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	278	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LoveStruck SMP

bittersweet, emotional, ex-partner, first crush, first love, HEARTBREAK, longing, lost love, love life, Lovestruck, Memories, Nostalgia, past relationships, Reflection, relationships, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, teenage romance, unforgettable, wistful, young love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockyConspiracy

BELIEF, BlockyConspiracy, Certainty, conjecture, conviction, doubt, Evidence, FAITH, Hypothesis, intuition, knowledge, philosophy, proof, skepticism, speculation, theory, Truth, uncertainty, unprovable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	284	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

beirut blast, beirut explosion, Beirut suburb, BeirutBoom, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, Destruction, global impact, international news, Israeli airstrike, Lebanese crisis, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, Minecraft, rare airstrike, Server, Tragedy, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military technology, modern weapons, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, SECURITY, strategy, supplies, Ukraine, Ukraines, Victory, victory plan

so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

485M, atmospheric changes, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate patterns, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Global, global temperatures, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwave, historical data, human impact, long term trends, past warming events, Phanerozoic, Phanerozoic era, scientific research, temperature analysis, temperature fluctuations, temperature range, temperature records, warming, Yrs

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EnderLife

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	442119
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Carl Lam MTR Server

Carl Lam, Discord, Earth, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, Modded, MTR, Omar Cube, Server

This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

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HexArchon Minecraft Server

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Our Values

We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4486	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Snowflake City Minecraft Server

#youtube, Canadian culture, city, commentary, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, giant pussies, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet, intolerance, keyboard warriors, Media, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, white Canadians

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Star Shards Collected:	136
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

#candycrush, candy, cars, Cartnite™, crash, Crush, cup series, Event, Galaxy Gas, helmet cam, Kyle Busch, Live, Maxi-Pads 400, Minecraft, Nascar, Pepto Bismal™, Race, Racing, replay, SAFER barrier, smp, sports, super speedway, xvideos

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	3533	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PeakStarGoneMC SMP

Beloved, career, Celebrity, death, Entertainment, Fame, iconic, Impact, influential, Legacy, Loss, media star, News, passing, peak, PeakStarGoneMC, remember, smp, Sudden, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

abundance, AMBITION, aspirations, big, dreaming, dreams, elite status, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, goals, high society, influence, luxury, material possessions, motivation, opulence, PIXEL, power, Privilege, prosperity, rich fantasies, Riches, success, wealth

If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Zombie Dances:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crops Grown:	2693
Enchantments Applied:	251	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, election support, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, humor, international relations, joking, Kremlin, Meeting, Minecraft, news headlines, next week, Politics, presidential candidates, putin, Server, Statements, trump, us elections, world leaders, zelenskyy

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dimension Hops:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

Updated September 22, 2024

LoveStruck SMP

Updated September 22, 2024

BlockyConspiracy

Updated September 22, 2024

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

Updated September 22, 2024

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

Updated September 22, 2024

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

Updated September 22, 2024

EnderLife

Updated September 22, 2024

Carl Lam MTR Server

Updated September 22, 2024

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

HexArchon Minecraft Server

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

Joining

Updated September 22, 2024

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

Updated September 22, 2024

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Updated September 22, 2024

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

Updated September 22, 2024

PeakStarGoneMC SMP

Updated September 22, 2024

Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

Updated September 22, 2024

HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

Updated September 22, 2024