Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PixelatedGFvsReality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Love Letters Sent:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

#dare, Awful, challenge, Disgusting, Eating, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Food, funny, gross, Minecraft, mistake, never again, put in mouth, regret, smp, spit out, Story, swallow, Taste, TasteTestGoneWrong, worst thing, yuck

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	289
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SibCraft: Building Bonds

bonds, building, childhood memories, comforting moment, family bond, heartwarming moments., SibCraft, sibling bond, sibling care, sibling comfort, sibling companionship, sibling compassion, sibling connection, sibling hugs, sibling kindness, sibling laughter., sibling love, sibling memories, sibling relationship, sibling support, sibling trust, sibling understanding, sibling unity

Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

2030, Attack, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Geopolitics, German intelligence, global conflict, international relations, Military, military aggression, Military analysis, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, potential conflict, RedstoneRush, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning, threat assessment

lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SirenCraftIsrael

ALERT, central Israel, civilians, Conflict, Defense, emergency, fear, gaza, Hamas, Israel, major cities, MIDDLE EAST, Protection, rocket attack, Safety, SECURITY, SirenCraftIsrael, sirens, Terrorism, violence, War

Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

accumulation, contaminated, contamination, critters, diet, eastern canada, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental regulations, killer whales, legacy contaminants, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine mammals, marine pollution, Pollution, regulations, reproductive failure, toxic chemicals, Whale, Whales, wildlife conservation, woes

come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Raven Craft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Chattanet

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Chattanet, Community, competitive, Dungeons, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, Leaderboards, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, pillars of fortune, Skyblock, team-up, TNT Lobbers, TNT Tag, Ultimate

Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

adult content, Boundaries, controversial, Curiosity, ethical dilemma, family, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Minecraft, moms, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Play, Psychological, relationships, role playing, Server, sexual curiosity, societal norms, taboo, taboo fantasy, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, watch

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 1990s, 90s music, animation, Anime, classic, electronic, Enjoy, Favorite, favorite OST, futuristic, japanese, long tail tags, macross, macross plus, Minecraft, Music, nostalgic, ost, smp, Soundtrack, Soundtracks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TVShowBondingCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional connection, Empathy, Entertainment, family time, gilmore girls, hobbies, interests, mother daughter bonding, mother-daughter relationship, movie night, Personal preferences, quality time, relationships, Respect, spending time together, tv show, TVShowBondingCraft, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Emeralds Found:	5713

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

Bizarre adventures, bizarre travel anecdotes, eccentric vacation behavior, Minecraft, odd holiday adventures, odd travel moments, offbeat travel tales, outlandish holiday stories, outlandish vacation experiences, peculiar holiday activities, peculiar vacation memories, quirky escapades, quirky holiday traditions, smp, strange experiences, strange vacation rituals, unconventional tourism, unique travel experiences, unusual activities, unusual travel habits, VacayWeirdo, weird vacation, weird vacation stories

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	519
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first sexual partner, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learning, Memories, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Towns Built:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	90	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyPolishTrades

Competition, CraftyPolishTrades, eastern europe, economic development, economic ranking, Economic shift, Economy, emerging markets, european union, export value, Exports, global trade, growth, international trade, market, market share, Poland, russia, Trade, trade statistics, Value

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

cognitive abilities, DISCRIMINATE, Faster, human biology, Human sense of smell, intervals, neuroscience, olfaction, olfactory system, order of smells, participants, Perception, previously thought, research, scientific study, sensory perception, sensory processing, shorter, smell sensitivity, SmellOVision, Speedrun, study

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Emeralds Found:	7489
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4