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UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, global governance, international relations, Israel, member states, MIDDLE EAST, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, Politics, Server, UN, UN chief, Uncraft, united nations, world news

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

China, CraftyBlockz, dark tankers, designated tankers, Diplomacy, ENERGY, EU, Fun, global affairs, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, Politics, record volumes, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, shipping, Tankers, Trade, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	55066

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

academic research, Analysis, bibliometric analysis, bibliometrics, Cancer, cancer research, comprehensive study, Crafty, data analysis, FRONTIERS, Medical research, Methylation, methylation in cancer, past 10 years, research, research methodology, research trends, RNA, RNA methylation, RNA research, scientific study, Server, study, trends

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Farms Harvested:	931
New Chunks Explored:	451511	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	153	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Ores Mined:	9385

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magic Items Found:	2859	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mines Excavated:	3513
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6946

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3059	Star Shards Collected:	89
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	82	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Items Found:	7696
Players Killed by Monsters:	2329	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dimension Hops:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	New Chunks Explored:	177916
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49