so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Farms Harvested: 125 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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