so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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