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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Mines Excavated: 4430 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7169
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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