so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Ores Mined: 4143

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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