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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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