so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Towns Built: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Gods Slained: 0
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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