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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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