so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 6974 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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