so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 161892
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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