so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 16
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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