so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

    CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests
    So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 753 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

    we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

    so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Animals Bred: 170
    Villages Defended: 14 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Gravitas Networks

    Gravitas Networks

    Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 180 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

    As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

    Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Crops Grown: 6528
    Star Shards Collected: 74 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

    StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

    With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PastaPurgeCraft

    PastaPurgeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

    So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SinisterCraft SMP

    SinisterCraft SMP
    Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MineCraftRelaxation

    MineCraftRelaxation
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Crops Grown: 6556 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3340 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 594 Crops Grown: 9605
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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