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NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	2754	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mines Excavated:	3876	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyCringeLand

awkward encounters, awkward mistakes, awkward situations, blush-worthy incidents, CraftyCringeLand, cringe-worthy moments, cringeworthy anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing memories, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing slip-ups, funny stories, humiliating experiences, humiliating gaffes, mortifying incidents, public humiliation, public mishaps, red-faced moments, shameful actions, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Crops Grown:	7779	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cherrys Land

Adventure, BATTLING, building, Cherry’s Land server., Cherrys Land, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, Exploring, Fun, join us, Minecraft, one of a kind, part of the fun, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival Games, twists, Unique enchantments

Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, beauty, Bryn Dresselhuys, BRYNS, Captivating, charming, chic, Elegant, fashion, Fashionable, Gorgeous, influencer, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, Popular, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, Style

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ores Mined:	7268
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PixelatedGFvsReality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Love Letters Sent:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10