so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Dimension Hops: 0 New Chunks Explored: 514551

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoof Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Animals Bred: 28
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Ores Mined: 9266 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Mines Excavated: 2640
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 919 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Gods Slained: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Alien Abductions: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Mines Excavated: 4549 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Alien Abductions: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Towns Built: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5018 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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