ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	562152	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1834	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Void Armor Forged:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

Allergies, Boundaries, ceremony, comfort, compromise, dog, family, fear, fur baby, guests, love, Minecraft, pet-free, reception, rules, selfish, Server, sister, standing my ground, Support, Wedding, wedding gift, WeddingWoof

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Potions Brewed:	124	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	804100
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magic Items Found:	4437
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.