Zaffeine SMP: Where java and blocks collide in a wacky 18+ wonderland! Join the madness!

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Server Name	Zaffeine SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Server Version	Java 1.20.4
Location	USA East
Whitelist	18+
Proximity Voice Chat	Yes
Free to Play	Yes
Server Features	New 1.21 blocks, Fire Tick Off

Overview:

Zaffeine SMP is a small whitelisted survival Minecraft community focused on having an extremely vanilla survival multiplayer experience. The difficulty is set to hard and there will be no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods. The only exceptions include the Simple Voice Chat mod that provides proximity VoIP for the server and the new 1.21 blocks.

Zaffeine SMP is a small mature 18+ community. This allows us to run a fantastic small community and run our server with very few limitations. We expect new members to bring a desire for fun and collaboration but also a high level of maturity and good communication skills.

The server is currently run by Zaffeine, a life long gamer and engineer living in the USA. Zaffeine administers and manages the server in spare time and has been playing and enjoying Minecraft since 2009.

Join our Discord: http://discord.zaffeine.com/

FAQ:

How do I join the Zaffeine SMP server?

To join the Zaffeine SMP server, you first need to join our Discord server at http://discord.zaffeine.com/. From there, you can request to be whitelisted for the server.

What are the server rules?

The server rules include no griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and being respectful to other players. A full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the Zaffeine SMP server is free to play for all members who are whitelisted.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is extremely vanilla with the exception of the Simple Voice Chat mod for proximity VoIP and the addition of new 1.21 blocks. There are no other plugins or mods.

Can I teleport or claim land on the server?

No, there is no teleportation or land claiming on the server. Players are expected to navigate and survive in the world without these features.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Drivers: Where Creeper Cars and Enderman Trucks Rule the Road!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will drive you wild? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual road trip experience! Forget about boring old trucks, we’ve got cars that go vroom vroom and zoom zoom all over our massive map.

Join us and race through the streets of our pixelated city, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. Need a break from the fast-paced action? Take a leisurely drive through our scenic countryside, where you can admire the blocky sunset and maybe even spot a herd of pixelated cows.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground racing circuit where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Do you have what it takes to become the ultimate Minecraft speed demon?

So why wait? Join our server today and start revving your engines for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Towns Built:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GrailCraft: Where Explaining the Grail is Half the Fun!

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What would you do if you stumbled onto proof of the largest conspiracy in the history of Minecraft – something that could change the blocky world in a massively positive way, but the scope of the evidence is so vast that no one else has the patience required to see the big pixelated picture?

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the legendary diamond pickaxe of Herobrine! Rumor has it that it holds the power to summon a herd of explosive pigs to wreak havoc on your enemies. Are you brave enough to wield such power?

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and so powerful that it can turn your enemies into blocks of cheese with a single cluck. Will you be able to tame this feathered fiend and ride it into battle?

So come on down to our server and embark on a quest like no other. Unravel the secrets of the Minecraft universe, battle epic bosses, and make friends with talking sheep. The adventure of a lifetime awaits, but only the bravest and most absurdly hilarious players need apply!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes

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Welcome to Anomaly is trash edition! Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and insane server for you to join!

Join us for a wild ride where the DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first to try it out. And don’t forget, the book is required reading for any game dev or gamer – it’s a must-have!

But wait, there’s more! Dwarf Fortress is not welcome here, so you know things are about to get crazy. And when it comes to mods for performance, we’ve got Performance Fish and Rocketman – use them and never look back!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in Anomaly is trash edition!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to start wanting things in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Want a diamond sword? Better be prepared to do the chicken dance in front of a herd of creepers! Need some iron ore? Get ready to serenade a group of skeletons with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Wishing Well of Wackiness, where your wildest dreams can come true…if you’re willing to trade in your sanity for a chance at glory. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and ended up with a block of cheese instead.

So come on down to our server and start wanting things like never before. Who knows, you might just end up with a llama wearing a top hat as your loyal companion!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and society can suck it! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found the best damn brownie in the world. It was so delicious that they transcended into a state of pure bliss and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. And that could be you, my friend! So come on over and taste the brownie of destiny, and let society know that you don’t give a f***!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4152
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

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Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

StopKillingMePlz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3820
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

4Kids Ruined Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	62
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

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Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	537
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Towns Built:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

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Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.