YourVillage🏠 |⛏️ SMP ⛏️| 🏰 Unique Town System 🏰| ⛰️ Breathtaking World Generation ⛰️

Adventure, Auctions, Bedrockserver, Boss Battles, Breathtaking World Generation, Community, Custom Bosses, custom fishing, deliveries, Exclusive Town System, Javaserver, Jobs and Skills, landscapes, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Minecraftsmp, Minecraftsurvival, Player Market, Quests, smp, Structures, Survival, Towny, Townysurvival, Unique Town System, unique world generation, YourVillage

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	8846
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to YourVillage – Your Minecraft Home Awaits!Release date: June 15th 2024 IP: play.urvillage.net (1.20.4 – 1.20.6) Soon 1.21Discord: https://discord.urvillage.netMap: https://map.urvillage.net

Hey there, adventurer! Step into YourVillage, a vibrant and welcoming Minecraft community where everyone feels at home. Our server boasts a unique town system and breathtaking world generation that will leave you in awe. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting, you’ll find a place here.

Discover the wonders of YourVillage:

🌟 Custom Bosses: Face off against unique, challenging bosses that provide epic loot and unforgettable battles.

🌍 Unique World Generation: Explore stunning, one-of-a-kind landscapes and structures that you won’t find anywhere else.

🏘️ Exclusive Town System: Build and manage the town of your dreams, and form lasting friendships with fellow players.

💼 Jobs and Skills: Choose from a variety of jobs and hone your skills to earn rewards and enhance your gameplay experience.

📦 Deliveries and Player Market: Engage in exciting delivery quests and trade with others in our bustling player market.

🏆 Auctions and Quests: Participate in thrilling auctions and embark on quests that will test your mettle and reward you handsomely.

🎣 Custom Fishing: Relax and unwind with our custom fishing system, complete with unique catches and fishing competitions.

Join us at YourVillage and be part of our wonderful community. Together, we’ll create memories, embark on epic adventures, and build a world like no other.

play.urvillage.net

Kate Winslet’s Boob Mountain

actress, award winning, beauty, body positivity, boob, breasts, Celebrity, controversial, FAMOUS, film industry, History, Hollywood star., iconic, Kate, kate winslet, media attention, Most Viewed, Mountain, Popular, public figure, TALENTED, Titanic, winslets, world

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Players Killed by Monsters:	2700	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Potions Brewed:	175
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Void Gems Collected:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, imagine if you could see those famous boobs in minecraft!!! well, you can’t on this server, but you can build a giant statue of them! join us for the most epic boob-themed builds you’ve ever seen! we also have a secret underground maze filled with cows wearing top hats. why? who knows! but it’s hilarious! plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party with llamas as DJs. trust me, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. come join the fun!

Blocky Babes and Bros: No Misogyny Allowed

Allowed, anti-democratic views, Babes, blocky, bros, democratic values, economic productivity, gender discrimination, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, gender-based violence, Genders, healthy lifespan, LARGEST, life expectancy, linked, Misogyny, misogyny effects, negative outcomes, perpetuates, productivity loss, societal impact, study, violence

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchantments Applied:	270
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE, THE BIGGEST AND BESTEST SERVER OUT THERE, LIKE EVER.

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE LITERALLY. U CAN’T EVEN COUNT HOW MANY DIAMONDS WE GOT.

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT JOINING THIS SERVER WILL MAKE U 100% MORE ATTRACTIVE TO THE OPPOSITE GENDER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN IT.

PLUS, IF U JOIN, U WILL LITERALLY LIVE FOREVER. YEAH, U HEARD ME. IMMORTALITY IS JUST A CLICK AWAY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Creaking Survival

#youtube, Adventure, brand new, Community, creaking, Discord, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Growing, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, no perks, no-payments, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Friendly Community	Everyone’s here to have fun, make friends, and enjoy the game together! No stealing, griefing, or unwanted PvP—just good vibes all around. 🤝💖
True Vanilla Survival	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! No fancy plugins or land claims or borders—just pure, unfiltered survival fun! 🌍✨
Multiplayer Fun	With tons of players online, there’s always something exciting happening! No teleportation or warps—just good old-fashioned exploration and teamwork. 🌎🤗
No Payments, No Perks	It’s a level playing field—no donations, no ranks, no pay-to-win mechanics. Just you, the world, and endless possibilities. 💸🚫
Brand New & Growing	We’re just starting our adventure and building an amazing community. Come explore our world and see why we’re the most popular friendly vanilla survival minecraft server! 🏆🌱

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, simply input the Server IP: mc.creaking.fun in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, the server promotes a friendly and respectful community. No stealing, griefing, or unwanted PvP is allowed.

3. Is the server pay-to-win?

No, there are no donations, ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on the server. It’s a level playing field for all players.

4. Can I use plugins on the server?

The server is true vanilla survival, so no fancy plugins are used. It’s Minecraft the way it was meant to be played.

5. How can I get involved in the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Eternal RealmCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, audience engagement, dedicated viewers, ETERNAL, fanbase dynamics, fanbase loyalty, FOTM GAMES, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming trends, loyal followers, Marvel fanbase, Marvel streams, most dedicated fanbase, niche community, online fandom, popular streamer., realmcraft, streamer strategy, streaming audience, streaming success, viewer preferences

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	85	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server because our fanbase is more dedicated than a Marvel fan watching their favorite streamer! We may not understand why they only watch FOTM games, but we do know that our server is the place to be for non-stop fun and excitement. Plus, who needs a regular fanbase when you can have the Marvel crowd on your side? Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

BoomerSMP: How old am I?

aging, aging awareness, aging changes, aging gracefully, aging observations, aging process, aging realization, aging reflection, aging self-awareness, aging self-perception, aging self-realization, aging self-reflection, aging signs, aging symptoms, BoomerSMP, getting old, getting older, noticing age, signs of aging, signs of getting old

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1848
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Mines Excavated:	3246

So like, I was playing on this Minecraft SMP and I noticed I was getting old when I couldn’t keep up with all the young whippersnappers building crazy contraptions and slaying dragons left and right. I mean, I used to be the king of the server, but now I’m just a sad old man trying to remember where I left my diamond pickaxe. But hey, if you wanna join this SMP, you can relive my glory days and maybe even surpass them! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s make some memories before we all turn into Minecraft boomers.

SuperstitionCraft

bizarre customs, Cultural traditions, eccentric beliefs, folklore, irrational fears, mythical beliefs, odd rituals, old wives tales, outlandish superstitions, peculiar traditions, quirky beliefs, strange beliefs, strange rituals, supernatural beliefs, SuperstitionCraft, superstitious practices, uncommon beliefs, unusual customs, Urban Legends, weird superstitions, weird taboos

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old superstitions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the craziest superstitions in the Minecraft world.

Legend has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks on our server, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, if you wish for something too outrageous, the unicorn might just turn you into a block of dirt!

And that’s not all – if you manage to find the hidden leprechaun village deep in the forest, they will lead you to a pot of gold filled with rare items and treasures. But beware, the leprechauns are mischievous little creatures and they might just play a trick on you instead!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious superstitions in the Minecraft universe!

Back Pain Crafters

back pain, chronic lower back pain, Crafters, Exercise, habits, health, healthy lifestyle, holistic approach., inactivity, lifestyle risk, overweight, Pain, pain management, physical therapy, poor diet, Prevention, Rehabilitation, self-care, smoking, study, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	4922
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure back pain with virtual blocks! if you’ve been slouching at your computer all day, our pixelated world will straighten you right up! we got potions that make your back feel like a million diamonds, and if that doesn’t work, just build a chiropractor’s office and give yourself a massage with a pickaxe! our players have gone from hunchbacks to straight spines in just one gaming session! so come on over and let us fix your back with the power of pixels!

⛄ THERE WAS AN UPDATE ⭐1.8-1.21+ ⛄ IP: migosmc.ru Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, Community, Creative, Events, Gaming, java, migosmc.ru, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Plugins, Server, Survival, update

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

The owner of the server “WAS UPDATE 1.8-1.21 IP migosmc.ru” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

go.migosmc.net

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Focused, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Event rewards, Grief Protection, Nether, ordinary, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Simple VoiceChat, smp, Trophies, Version

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Ordinary SMP Server Overview:

Server Information
Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more
Community Features	Whitelisted, Grief Protection, Events, Custom Resource Pack

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Ordinary SMP server?	You can join us through our Discord server. Click on the link provided in the message above to join.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Java 1.21.4 and is always up to date with the latest features and updates.
Are there any measures in place to protect my builds from griefers?	Yes, even though it’s a vanilla server, there are measures in place to protect your builds from griefers.
What kind of events can I participate in on the server?	You can participate in server-wide events such as PVP event, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

SoulCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Connection, deep, emotional, feeling, Heart, inspiration, love, Lyrics, Meaningful, Melody, Music, Passion, Realms, Rhythm, Soul, soul music, Soulcraft, Soulful, soulful lyrics, soulful melody, soulful rhythm, SPIRITUAL

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Buildings Constructed:	36
Potions Brewed:	199	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally in the soul, man. Like, you’ll be mining diamonds and building epic castles, but also connecting with your inner self, you know? It’s like therapy, but with creepers and zombies. Join for a spiritual journey through pixelated landscapes and discover the true meaning of blocky existence. Plus, there’s a secret underground rave party every Saturday night where the Endermen drop sick beats. Don’t miss out, man, your soul will thank you.

FamCraft: Boundaries Edition

Autonomy, Boundaries, boundary setting, caregiving responsibilities, Edition, employment dynamics, FamCraft, family dynamic, family expectations, family interference, financial contributions, food restrictions, future planning, in-laws, marriage boundaries, milestone celebrations, personal goals, relationship issues, seafood allergy, sibling dynamics, toxic advice

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play on our server.

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about your fiancé’s mom forcing you to share your snacks or disregarding your seafood allergy. You can eat whatever you want, wherever you want, without any judgment!

But that’s not all – on our server, your fiancé won’t be burdened with taking care of his family members. No more feeding, bathing, and entertaining nieces and nephews – he can focus on his goals and ambitions without any interference from his mom. And don’t worry about last-minute cancellations for recognition days – on our server, you’re always the VIP!

Join us on our Minecraft server and let loose with hilarious stories and crazy adventures. Build your future without any toxic family dynamics holding you back. Set boundaries, prioritize your goals, and have a blast in our virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun on our server?

LegalizeDiamonds Minecraft SMP

civil liberties, civil rights, controversial, criminal justice, criminalization, decriminalize, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Laws, legalize, LegalizeDiamonds, legislation, Minecraft, policy, Prohibition, public opinion, REFORM, RIGHTS, smp, Social Issues, society

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Runes Activated:	6

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret treasure hunt where you can find diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and rainbows are made of marshmallows.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Why not!

Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.

AnnoyingAFCraft

aggravating remarks, annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingAFCraft, bothersome expressions, bothersome quotes, bothersome speech patterns, frustrating cliches, grating language, grating language quirks, grating maxims, irksome adages, irksome idioms, irritating catchphrases, irritating sayings, irritating verbal ticks, pet peeve phrases, Pet Peeves, vexing proverbs, vexing verbal habits, vexing words

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Towns Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as terrible at PvP as you want and still be welcomed with open arms. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves. Join us today and witness the majestic llama creations for yourself!

ArcticCraft: Trump’s Greenland Adventure

Adventure, Arctic, arctic circle, arctic exploration, Arctic policy, ArcticCraft, climate change, control, Defense, denmark, dog sled patrols, Greenland, international relations, Maritime, Military, Naval vessels, new ships, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategy, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

come join our minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! we got denmark planning new ships and dog sled patrols in greenland, all because trump wants control! it’s like a crazy political drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in blocky pixel form! join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the ruler of greenland yourself! who needs real life politics when you can have this level of insanity in minecraft?! come on, what are you waiting for?!

Air Quality Race Time Fun

2003-2019, Air, air quality, Analysis, data, Environment, findings, fine particulate matter, finish times, Fun, health, Impact, long distance running, major US marathons, Marathon, marathon finishers, Performance, Pollution, Quality, Race, race time, research, runners, study, Time

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	230	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so good, it will make you run faster than a marathon runner on steroids. we have analyzed data from 2.5 million marathon finishers and found that our server’s air quality will give you super speed powers like the flash.

imagine sprinting through our pixelated world at lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust as you dominate every race. with our fine particulate matter, you’ll be breaking records left and right, making Usain Bolt look like a snail on a leisurely stroll.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the fastest minecraft player in history. just don’t forget to wear your running shoes, because you’ll be zooming past everyone in no time.