”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	48	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Towns Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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Top server for top players – MineBars!

Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

Allergies, Boundaries, ceremony, comfort, compromise, dog, family, fear, fur baby, guests, love, Minecraft, pet-free, reception, rules, selfish, Server, sister, standing my ground, Support, Wedding, wedding gift, WeddingWoof

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Farms Harvested:	710
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8