”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	274	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	8999	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7947	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	98	Secret Passages Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	2553	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.