”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Meteorites Collected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magic Items Found:	3298	Farms Harvested:	336
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, changed perspective, changed worldview, enlightenment, expanded awareness, eye-opening, life changing, Minecraft, new outlook, new perspective, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in consciousness, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative shift, WorldView, WorldViewChanger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	374	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CreeperLoveCraft

Affection, Clarity, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, deep, emotions, expressive, feelings, genuine, Heartwarming, Honest, Impactful, love, moment, realization, relationship, Romantic, Significant, soulmate, unforgettable, vulnerable

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, extremism, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, past month, peace enforcement, Peacekeeping, Posts, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations, violence

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Farms Harvested:	818
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	2008	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

Air, BlazeCraft, Claims, military intelligence, RAGE, Russian, Set Ablaze, transport aircraft, Tu-134, Ukraine

join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	6452	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LLM RNA Crafters United

Advancements, Bioinformatics, biomedical engineering, Crafters, functionally relevant, genetic engineering, genetic medicine, LLM, Medical research, Molecular biology, nucleotide sequences, research, RNA, RNA engineering, RNA manipulation, RNA sequences, RNA synthesis, RNA technology, RNA therapy, structurally sound, targeted RNA design, therapeutic applications, United

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

World of Minecraft

Adventure, Bosses, Brazil, Brazilian, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming, immersive world, Kingdoms, MCMMO, mmorpg, Modpack, multiplayer, ONLINE, original minecraft, pirate minecraft, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Trekcraft Earth

Brewery, custom-made Earth map, Earth, Economy, Geopolitics, Minecraft, Movecraft, nation, PvP, Server, Towny, Trekcraft Earth

A geopolitics Earth server with Towny, Movecraft, Brewery, and more! Spawn into a custom-made Earth map and forge your nation on Trekcraft Earth today.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4410
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.