””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

CraftyDateDisaster

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Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Mines Excavated:	2557	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

IcyDeluxe, Minecraft, movies, Server

IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

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GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

Board, Boost, bros, Champions, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Minecraft, Mondays, Nitro, Raw, Rivalry, showdown, sissies, smp, sports, tag team, television, WCW, wrestling, wwf

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WifelessWeddingWoops

Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, exclusion, friend’s wedding, Marriage, MIDDLE EAST, not attending, OFFENDED, personal choice, relationship boundaries, social expectations, social norms, Spouse, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wife not invited, WifelessWeddingWoops

Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward wedding invitations and drama! No need to worry about offending anyone or leaving your wife at home, because in our virtual world, anything goes! Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks? Trust me, the only drama you’ll find here is deciding which color sheep to shear next! So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for some epic adventures and endless laughs!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PutinZelenskyBromance Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best, like, relationship with Putin, man. Trump himself, like, brags about it, like, all the time. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. and, like, while hosting Zelensky, they were, like, talking about how awesome this server is. so, like, if you wanna be part of, like, this epicness, you gotta join, man. it’s, like, out of this world, dude. come join the fun, bro!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyBossMan’s Demise

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and llamas that can fly! we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes!

if you join now, you can become part of our elite team of ninja warriors who battle evil zombies and giant spiders with nothing but a stick and a piece of string! we also have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

plus, our server is endorsed by none other than Hassan Nasrallah himself! he said it’s the best minecraft server he’s ever played on and he’s totally not dead, he’s just chilling in our virtual reality world, building skyscrapers out of marshmallows!

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cat Scan Cap Fun

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal testing, animal welfare, awake cats, Brain scanning, brain waves, CAP, cat, Cats, Chronic pain, electrodes, feline brain activity, Fun, hats, innovative technology, neurological studies, non-invasive procedures, pet health, Scan, scientific breakthrough, Veterinary research, veterinary science, wool caps

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have CATS WEARING HATS WITH ELECTRODES! That’s right, you can watch as our furry feline friends strut around in stylish headgear while scientists scan their brains. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover? Maybe they’ll discover that cats are actually plotting to take over the world, or that they have a secret society dedicated to stealing all the fish in the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on down and witness the madness for yourself. Join now and be a part of the CAT-tastic adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TrueOG Network: Where even the creepers are OGs! No resets, just hardcore 1.8-1.20.4 fun!

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TrueOG Network Minecraft Server

Server Version	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients	Java 1.8.0-1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)
IPs (no whitelist)	trueog.net, true-og.net, play.trueog.net, play.true-og.net, www.trueog.net, www.true-og.net
Discord Community	Join us on Discord

TrueOG Network is a free and open source Minecraft server community focused on the “OG” meta with custom plugins. The TrueOG SMP worlds, never reset, offer a unique survival experience with an old-school feel updated for modern Minecraft.

Updates:

Currently developing the 1.19 update, seeking developers and testers. Join the Discord for more details.

Gameplay:

TrueOG SMP showcases classic survival gameplay with modern features, unique factions elements, PvP, duels, and more. Join the community to participate.

Terrain Overview

Overworld	0 – 96k
Nether	0 – 12k
End	0 – 30 Million

Minigames & Development

Additional minigames under development like Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock. Join community testing sessions for early access.

Get Involved

TrueOG Network welcomes all to contribute, learn plugin development, and even create your own server using their open-source code on GitHub.

Links

Website: https://true-og.net/

Store: https://store.trueog.net/

Mastodon: https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@trueog

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100076093982787

Source Code: https://github.com/true-og/true-og/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ditzy’s Design Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, Backlash, consumerism, controversy, criticism, design, ditzy, Ditzys, Diversity, ENTITLEMENT, exclusionary practices, Gaming, gooner, Inclusivity, internet culture, made for you, Minecraft, new design, Online Community, Seething, Server, social media, Tourists, toxic behavior

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where Gooner alt right tourists are seething with jealousy over your amazing building skills? Look no further than our server!

Our server is so exclusive, even ditzy s is jealous of our new design. We’ve got crazy challenges, insane builds, and a community of players who are ready to take on anything.

Join us if you’re ready to show the world that gaming isn’t just for the pros – it’s for the legends. And trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Newcastle V Man City Game Thread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: Lewis Hamilton racing around the track in a minecart, Erling Haaland scoring goals left and right with his diamond sword, and Newcastle being rebuilt block by block in the virtual world.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches pigs into space? Go for it. Feel like organizing a dance party with creepers? Why not. This server is all about letting your imagination run wild and having a blast with a community of equally crazy players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness Lewis Hamilton and Erling Haaland team up to take down a horde of zombies while Newcastle is being rebuilt in the background? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0