””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling guilty for wanting to have fun and socialize? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time where nobody will judge you for wanting to party! Our server is filled with extroverts who love to go out and have a good time, so you’ll fit right in.

Forget about boring lectures and study sessions, on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest structures and surviving epic battles. Who needs college fests when you can have your own virtual party on our server?

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into staying in, join our server and let loose with like-minded players who know how to have a good time. You’ll never feel selfish for wanting to have fun again!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Gems Collected:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyAffairExposed

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the wildest and craziest stories unfold right before your eyes!

Join our server and witness the epic tale of Amy, Andy, and Charles. Amy, the master of deception, has been cheating on her husband Andy with Charles for years. But wait, it gets even juicier – she’s been sleeping with Charles since before she even got married! And to top it all off, her son’s paternity is in question, with everyone wondering if Charles is actually the father. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

But that’s not all – there’s a twist in the story. All the family members have blue eyes, except for the son who has dark brown eyes. Could it be that Charles is the real father after all? The drama never ends on our server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, betrayal, and scandal. Who needs to watch soap operas when you can be a part of one in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest virtual world you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	9190
Star Shards Collected:	192	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyScienceFun

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

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haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Genie’s Wish Blockade

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so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	1 week old
Active Players	5-10 at a time
Custom Features	Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
Community	Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

Q: Is the server environment toxic?

A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

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Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoFamousFriendsAllowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your Hollywood connections? Look no further than our server, where everyone knows someone famous! Join us and impress your friends with your star-studded connections. And don’t worry, we won’t gatekeep like that acquaintance who didn’t believe you. We welcome all players, whether you’re BFFs with Beyoncé or just a fan from afar. So come on in and let’s make some virtual Hollywood magic together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FlawlessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us and discover a world where your biggest flaw is actually your greatest strength!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of killer bunnies ambush you. But don’t worry, because on our server, killer bunnies are actually your loyal minions who will fight by your side to protect your precious loot.

And that’s not all! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, pigs have wings and are armed with laser beams. So saddle up and prepare for an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your flaws, because on our server, they’re what make you a true Minecraft legend.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Star Shards Collected:	279
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyLiesMC

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Are you tired of living a double life in Minecraft, pretending to be a peaceful farmer when deep down you’re a ruthless warrior? Well, on our server, you can finally embrace your true self and let your inner chaos reign supreme! Join us and unleash your wildest lies and deceit in a world where deception is not just encouraged, it’s required!

Our server is home to the most epic battles and craziest betrayals you’ll ever experience. Imagine building an alliance with your fellow players, only to turn on them in the most unexpected way possible. Trust us, the drama is real and the laughs are endless!

So if you’re ready to let go of all your inhibitions and dive headfirst into a world of deception and chaos, then join us on our server. Who knows, maybe the biggest lie you’ll tell is that you’re actually a peaceful farmer…but we’ll know the truth. 😉

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mines Excavated:	2551
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GenderBenderCraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft, bro. we got rules and stuff, but they’re like, totally cool. you can change your legal gender in any E.U. nation and we’ll recognize it, cuz we’re all about that inclusivity, ya know? join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and gender equality. plus, we have the dankest memes this side of the block. come on, join us and be part of the coolest Minecraft community around!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18