Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NatureCrafted

    NatureCrafted
    Have you ever seen a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking through fields of diamond ore? Or maybe watched as a pack of creepers performed a synchronized explosion dance? Well, get ready to experience all that and more on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally), trees grow cookies, and the sun sets in a blaze of fireworks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness nature at its most ridiculous – join us today!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • UAVsGoneWild – Minecraft Server

    UAVsGoneWild – Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs and dancing llamas! u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is protected by a giant talking potato named spudnik who shoots french fries at intruders. we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a hot tub made of diamonds. join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

    Welcome to CitadelPvP – where factions fight over blocks and PvP for glory in a pixelated world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CitadelPvP
    Version 1.7.10
    IP Address play.citadelpvp.com

    Features:

    • Classic Factions gameplay
    • Various PvP zones
    • Economy system
    • 20k x 20k World Border
    • 1v1 Rated and Practice Duels
    • Voting system for in-game gear

    About:

    Relive the glory days of 2012-2015 classic factions on CitadelPvP. Join today and experience the nostalgia of OG Minecraft gameplay!

    Interested in playing?

    Check out the server trailer here and join the fun on play.citadelpvp.com!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is the server only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10? Yes, CitadelPvP is only available on Minecraft version 1.7.10.
    What are some of the features offered on the server? The server includes classic factions gameplay, PvP zones, an economy system, 1v1 duels, and more.
    How can I join the server? Simply use the IP address play.citadelpvp.com to connect to the server.
    Are there any special events or activities on the server? There are events such as 1v1 duels, voting for in-game gear, and more to keep players engaged.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Break Time Minecraft Server

    Break Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the endless thirst and obsession with women and sex? Looking for a break from the toxicity of online communities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can focus on building, exploring, and crafting without the distractions of the outside world.

    Our server is a safe haven from the madness of r9k and other toxic online spaces. Say goodbye to the constant barrage of desperate posts and hello to a world where you can relax and unwind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so chill that even the creepers have taken up yoga and meditation.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, take a break from the madness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8481 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

    Minecraft SMP: Niji EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans
    Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or Elira Pendora starting a llama farm that takes over the entire server.

    And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their epic pranks like turning the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is home to a group of players who have built a massive underwater city complete with a secret treasure room that only the bravest adventurers can find.

    Luxiem is where things get really crazy, with Luca Kaneshiro leading raids on other players’ bases while Shu Yamino creates elaborate traps that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

    And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette has created a giant puppet show that takes up half the server and ScarleYonaguni is constantly pranking her fellow players with invisible blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the trolls, griefers, and numberfags lurking around every corner.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • HairCraft Minecraft Server

    HairCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

    Looking for a server where you never know what to expect? Well, look no further! Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know if you’re going to get a sweet treat or a sour surprise. Just like the husband in this story, our players are full of surprises and will keep you on your toes.

    Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s around the corner, just like this wife who never saw her husband’s blow-up coming. With our server, you’ll never be bored – there’s always something new and exciting happening, just like the constant drama in this story.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and wild as this story, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that you’ll never forget.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • AccidentalSodaSipper

    AccidentalSodaSipper
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane experiences can turn into epic adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of ordering a strawberry lemonade at the food court, only to be handed the wrong drink. Will you bravely sip from the mysterious soda, or will you demand justice and get your lemonade back?

    Embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous food court, facing off against annoyed employees and tricky trash cans. Will you be the hero who saves the day by refusing to throw away the drink, or will you succumb to the pressure and toss it in the bin?

    But beware, for in this world of food court drama, you must choose wisely. Will you be the customer who stands up for their rights, or will you be the one who drinks both drinks and faces the ultimate judgment: AITA for drinking both drinks?

    Join our server now and let the outrageous stories and hilarious adventures unfold! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the food court rules).

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyCrushSignals

    CraftyCrushSignals
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty Commute Pay Time

    Crafty Commute Pay Time
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

    plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Lucky Star Minecraft Server

    Lucky Star Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

    But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

    Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

    PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

    Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

    But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

    So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

    ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia
    Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PrisonCraft177

    PrisonCraft177
    so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Ores Mined: 3296 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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