Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Log Boss Minecraft Server

    Log Boss Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

    Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

    So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

    Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

    Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

    Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

    Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

    But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

    So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

    InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NarcissistCraft

    NarcissistCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

    Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

    Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Cube Edition server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

    Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ElephantEscapeCraft

    ElephantEscapeCraft
    Yo, so like, imagine this crazy server where you can play Minecraft with 100 rescued elephants! They escaped a flash flood at a sanctuary in Thailand and now they’re roaming around, ready to build some epic structures with you!

    But beware, two of them didn’t make it through the evacuation, so you gotta be on your toes and protect your new elephant friends at all costs. Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you can ride elephants into battle and conquer the Minecraft world together! 🐘🌊🔥 #ElephantSurvivalServer

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1074 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • FarmCraft: Parasitic Humans

    FarmCraft: Parasitic Humans
    so like, imagine a world where humans are like, the ultimate parasites, but in a cool way. we farm the humans, bro. like, we make them do all the work while we sit back and relax. and guess what? you can be a part of this crazy world on our minecraft server!

    join us and experience the thrill of being a human farmer. build your own human farm, feed them, make them work for you, and watch them thrive under your rule. it’s like the hunger games, but with humans instead of tributes.

    but wait, there’s more! we have epic battles where you can pit your human army against other players’ human armies. conquer lands, expand your farm, and become the ultimate human farmer in the server.

    so come on, join us on this insane adventure and show everyone who’s the boss in this twisted world of human farming. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Publicly Trapped in Vanilla Spawn

    Publicly Trapped in Vanilla Spawn

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Survival
    Griefing Policy Not allowed
    Server Version 1.20.4 (updating to 1.21 soon)
    World Age 4 years old, no resets ever
    Allowed Actions Killing only if attacked first, no continued killing

    FAQ

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

    Q: Are cheats allowed on the server?

    A: No, cheats are not allowed on our server.

    Q: Are there teleport commands like tpa or sethome available?

    A: No, there are no teleport commands on our server.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server using the IP address: mc.spawntrapped.org

    Q: Is the server world regularly reset?

    A: No, the server world is 4 years old and there are no resets planned.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Shark Wife Minecraft Server

    Shark Wife Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find the most adorable shark wives in all of the virtual world! Our server is home to a thriving community of players who have all found love and companionship with their very own shark spouse. Swim with your shark wife in our custom-built underwater city or take her on a romantic date to the depths of the ocean. Join now and experience the love and laughter that comes with having a shark wife by your side!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6203 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Foxy McFoxington Minecraft SMP

    Foxy McFoxington Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to Arkenfox, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why choose Arkenfox over Betterfox or any other fox-themed server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent foxes who have mastered the art of Minecraft gameplay. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside actual foxes who will guide you through the game with their wisdom and cunning strategies.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items that only the bravest players can uncover. Rumor has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges anyone who dares to enter. Will you be the one to defeat the chicken and claim the treasures within?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a custom user profile generator that will create a personalized profile for you based on your answers to a series of ridiculous questions. Want to be known as the “Banana King” or the “Penguin Whisperer”? Our generator can make it happen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Arkenfox today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MomStopperCraft

    MomStopperCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids at family parties? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any creepy kids waving toy guns around. Plus, we have zero tolerance for inappropriate behavior, so you can game in peace without any uncomfortable situations. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CreeperEncounter: LOLz

    CreeperEncounter: LOLz
    Have you ever met a criminal? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be surrounded by them! But don’t worry, they’re all just misunderstood players who got caught stealing diamonds or griefing someone’s house. Join us for a wild ride of dodging prison guards and plotting epic heists to steal rare items from other players. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious bandit in all of Minecraft! So come on, join our server and embrace your inner outlaw. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re the real criminals around here.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1988

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyKremlinKabooms

    CraftyKremlinKabooms
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we hit command posts with Storm Shadows and GMLRS just like in Ukraine!!! u can be a military mastermind and blow up stuff all day long!!! join now for explosions and chaos galore!!! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft??? let’s goooooo!!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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