YoasobiCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate lazy person’s dream come true!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual minions who will do all the mining and crafting for you. That’s right, sit back, relax, and watch as your virtual empire grows without you lifting a finger.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Alien Abductions:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Boomer Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	1401
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Nothing Happens Here

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7937	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5775	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4135

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Life LOLz

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2774
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Crops Grown:	7357
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7727
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Banquet

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

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Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Game Over, Steve!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.