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| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us if you’re tired of being followed around and harassed by a finger-tapping, food-stealing, anime-porn-sending leech of a brother. On our server, you can finally have peace and quiet to mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content without any family drama.
Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.
join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 396 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 591 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!
We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!
But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!
So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.
if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?
So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
