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| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8217 | Emeralds Found: | 777 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.
So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 2352 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 87 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
