“Yeah? No?” Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Emeralds Found:	6423
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Animals Bred:	118	Dragon Eggs Found:	7139
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Crops Grown:	4361
Dragon Eggs Found:	7040	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Enchantments Applied:	124

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Items Found:	1568

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	1431	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Star Shards Collected:	156	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9505
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22