Are you tired of being diluted like a weak old stock? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing being diluted is the creepers’ explosive power! Our server is so lit, even Elon Musk would invest in it (if he wasn’t too busy sending cars to space). Join us and experience a world where the only scam you’ll encounter is trying to trade a diamond for a piece of dirt. Trust us, this server is more stable than a stablecoin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
Dragon Eggs Found: 7788 Chimeras Created: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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