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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
Magic Crystals Found: 19 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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