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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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