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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 333
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Potions Brewed: 43
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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