Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only punishment is getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, if you cum in the wrong hole, you’ll face eternal punishment! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be facing consequences like never before. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. But remember, watch where you aim because one slip-up could mean eternal damnation!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Void Gems Collected: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

    If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 779456 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

    Jobless Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

    Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

    CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike
    LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

    One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

    Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

    So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Row Survival

    Row Survival

    + – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 240
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Skyrise

    Skyrise

    Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

    Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

    Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

    Join us!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 237 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

    Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Age 2 months
    Version 1.21.1
    Mods Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
    Player Base Dedicated with fun events
    Economy Diamond economy
    Rules No griefing, no cheating, etc…

    Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server whitelisted? Yes, it is whitelisted.
    What is the average age range of players on the server? The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
    Are new players welcome? Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
    What kind of events are organized on the server? We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
    How can I join the server? Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Zombie Dances: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

    Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

    Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

    Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP
    Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Magic Items Found: 3526 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • TastyVeggieSnack

    TastyVeggieSnack
    Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

    Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MissileCraftF16s

    MissileCraftF16s
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

    ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

    SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6501 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Zombie Dances: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!

    Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!
    so, liek, this server is liek totally out of this world, man. we got this crazy theory that earth had a ring 466 million years ago, so we decided to recreate it in minecraft. you can mine for rare space rocks and build your own intergalactic base.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of alien villagers who trade in diamonds and emeralds. they’ll give you quests to complete in exchange for out-of-this-world rewards.

    oh, and did i mention the giant space squid boss that roams the server? defeat it and you’ll earn the title of Space Warrior and gain access to exclusive areas.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild ride through space and time. who knows what other crazy secrets are waiting to be discovered on our server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8886 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PissPvP

    PissPvP

    Welcome to PissPvP! The first-ever Public BlissSMP Gems PvP Server, where the action never stops!

    What can you expect?

    – Battle it out in our intense KitPvP mode, where only the strongest survive! – Challenge your friends to epic duels using the legendary BlissSMP Gems. – Test your parkour skills with our exciting lobby course! – Plus, there’s so much more to explore!

    Ready to prove your worth? Log in now to the first public BlissSMP Gems PvP server and join the fun! The competition is fierce, and the glory is yours for the taking!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Beans And Rice SMP

    Beans And Rice SMP

    Welcome to the Beans And Rice SMP, the ultimate build-oriented Minecraft server designed for creative minds and master builders! In our server we celebrate creativity and collaboration, offering a vast survival world where players can bring their architectural dreams to life. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned builder, you’ll find endless opportunities to participate in community projects, showcase your individual creations, and learn new techniques from our friendly, supportive community. Join us and be part of a thriving community where imagination is the only limit!

    To get whitelisted on our server we kindly ask for you to please join the discord server first, then we can give you an interview to see if you’re a good fit for our server, then after the process is concluded you are free to start playing 😀

    We are looking for 15+ years of age, discord channel is in the website tab

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7969 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Land of the Semi-Vanilla LandersYT: Where the only pillaging allowed is from the Ender Dragon!

    Land of the Semi-Vanilla LandersYT: Where the only pillaging allowed is from the Ender Dragon!
    LanderYT SMP

    Welcome to LanderYT SMP

    We are the LanderYT SMP, a community that started in October 2021 and is looking for more members. We have made some tweaks to the server to enhance the gaming experience for everyone.

    Server Tweaks

    Custom Texture Pack A few members have created custom items for the server, such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures are optional and do not affect gameplay.
    Teleport Command Only /spawn teleport command is allowed in the overworld to encourage road development.
    Datapacks Installed datapacks from Hermitcraft server for added features like Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, etc.
    DiscordSRV Discord and Minecraft chat can be interconnected for easier communication.
    CoreProtect Implemented to ensure fair gameplay and a friendly community environment.

    Events

    Semi-frequent events are hosted on the server with rewards like event coins, which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

    Staff Team

    We have a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony on the server and discord. While chat moderation is not guaranteed, community concerns will be addressed.

    Application Process

    To join the server, fill out a detailed application form highlighting your playstyle, server experience, and expectations.

    Join us now: Discord Link

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out an application form detailing your playstyle, previous server experience, and expectations.

    Q: What kind of rewards do events offer?

    A: Events on the server offer event coins which can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

    Q: Can I use custom textures on the server?

    A: Yes, there are custom textures available for items such as shop permits, hats, and weapons. These textures do not affect gameplay.

    Q: Is chat moderated on the server?

    A: While chat moderation is not guaranteed, the staff team will try their best to maintain peace and harmony on the server and discord channel.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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