Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only punishment is getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, if you cum in the wrong hole, you’ll face eternal punishment! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be facing consequences like never before. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. But remember, watch where you aim because one slip-up could mean eternal damnation!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 3394
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5696
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8752 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Runes Activated: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

    CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

    Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • UNLAWFULGADGETS

    UNLAWFULGADGETS
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

    the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 903 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Emeralds Found: 3072
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Social Distancing Craft

    Social Distancing Craft
    so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

    but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

    so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ores Mined: 6218

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 211
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Love Letters Sent: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Novidium

    Novidium

    Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

    Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

    There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

    There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

    There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in:   -Balance leaderboard, for money   -Island leaderboard, for island level

    Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Astopia

    Astopia

    Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

    Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

    OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

    I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

    On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

    The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

    We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Potions Brewed: 130
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

    Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

    ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

    A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

    Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

    For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
    Are mods or cheats allowed? No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Magic Items Found: 5729

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

    If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

    Jobless Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

    Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Towns Built: 8
    Gods Slained: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 5940

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

    CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike
    LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

    One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

    Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

    So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Row Survival

    Row Survival

    + – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 325 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Zombie Dances: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Skyrise

    Skyrise

    Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

    Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

    Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

    Join us!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Towns Built: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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