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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 287 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5824 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!