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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4701 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!