New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

New Minecraft Servers

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Votes:	8885
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

New Minecraft Servers

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Buildings Constructed:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4884	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.