Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	7824
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience	Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System	Rewards with Voting Crate Key & Pinata for additional rewards
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

272021766, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 2, comfy love, Daily, Daily Kouiu no ga Ii, drinks, Friends, game online, good time, GOODBYES, Kouiu, lots of sex, love hotel, Manga, Minecraft, murata, no label, past relationships, relationship, smp, Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable, Tomoka, Unavoidable

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Enchantments Applied:	243
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchantments Applied:	162

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
New Chunks Explored:	872061	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

2-3 year olds, children, custom robot, early childhood development, foam-padded robot, Fun, GoBot, increased activity, interactive play, Land, motor skills, movement, physical activity, playmate, Playtime, research, robot playmate, room, study, Technology, Toddler, toddlers, wheeled robot

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap, Authenticity, chick, Diversity, Exploration, FANTASY, flicks, Intimacy, Lesbian, lez out, LGBTQ, media representation, Minecraft, misconceptions, older chicks, porn, relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, taboo, younger chicks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3000
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, compassion, compliments, Empathy, encouragement, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Nice, Positive reinforcement, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCreeperWedding

adult children, aita, communication breakdown, confronting family issues, courthouse wedding, CraftyCreeperWedding, emotional distress, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., financial assistance, financial burden, financial struggles, Inconvenient Wedding, lack of compassion, long distance family, passive aggressive behavior, sibling relationships, Ultimatum, wedding costs

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Astral Projections Made:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	20