wOrLdHeLLcRaZyTemPs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u, ya u, do u wanna escape the ‘climate hell’ of the real world? well then come join our minecraft server where the only heat u feel is from the lava pits u accidentally fall into! forget global warming, we got global chilling with our ice biome that never melts!

join us and u can build ur own igloo palace or tropical paradise, whatever floats ur boat (literally, we have boats u can ride on). and don’t worry about those pesky record temperatures, we got u covered with our cool caves and underground tunnels where u can hide from the scorching sun.

so come on down and join us on our minecraft server, where the only ‘climate hell’ u’ll experience is trying to survive a creeper explosion while holding a diamond pickaxe u just found. trust us, it’s a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3017	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	476653
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Towns Built:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

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Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	894	Potions Brewed:	117
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Runes Activated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Magic Items Found:	3949	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Home Salesmen Online

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u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	128

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

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so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3214
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dad’sHouseParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing birthdays with stepsiblings? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic birthday celebrations ever!

At our server, we understand the importance of having separate birthday parties, especially when you have to share it with stepsiblings. We believe in celebrating YOU and only YOU! No need to invite those pesky stepsiblings who just cramp your style.

Join us for virtual reality gaming, endless snacks, and non-stop video game fun! Our parties are so epic, your mom’s husband will be jealous and your stepbrother will be begging to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of sharing your special day with others, come join our server where it’s all about YOU! Don’t let anyone tell you how to celebrate, except for us, because we throw the best parties in town!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1014
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	292

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SisterSipSnitchCraft

AITAH, baby daddy, bar, Behavior, calling out, Comment, dwi, Facebook status, family, Friends, Granddaughters, Help, Kids, margaritas, parents, Party, single mom, sisters, SisterSipSnitchCraft, sober up, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from babysitting their sister’s kids and dealing with her DWIs. Instead of worrying about her reckless behavior, come build, mine, and explore with us!

We promise you won’t find any drunk driving incidents here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server. Who needs a sister when you have a whole community of gamers to play with?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WeaknessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills! Join us if you want to prove that you can survive in a world where creepers ride pigs and zombies wear top hats.

Our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens fight over a diamond sword.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re made of. Just be prepared to face your greatest weakness – the urge to play for hours on end without realizing it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Animals Bred:	38
Magic Items Found:	4366	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!