wOrLdHeLLcRaZyTemPs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u, ya u, do u wanna escape the ‘climate hell’ of the real world? well then come join our minecraft server where the only heat u feel is from the lava pits u accidentally fall into! forget global warming, we got global chilling with our ice biome that never melts!

join us and u can build ur own igloo palace or tropical paradise, whatever floats ur boat (literally, we have boats u can ride on). and don’t worry about those pesky record temperatures, we got u covered with our cool caves and underground tunnels where u can hide from the scorching sun.

so come on down and join us on our minecraft server, where the only ‘climate hell’ u’ll experience is trying to survive a creeper explosion while holding a diamond pickaxe u just found. trust us, it’s a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	155	Zombie Dances:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7267

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crops Grown:	2199
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GenderBendCraft

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	789526	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	111	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3583
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Villages Defended:	7
Magic Items Found:	4151	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5779	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

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Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.